Would you like all of Bethesda’s (and parent Zenimax’s) games, past, present and future, for the rest of your life?
This is the best part:
“Disclaimer: Any reward for completing this quest will not ultimately justify the potential teasing your child could — and probably will — endure over its lifespan. Bethesda Softworks is not responsible for your parenting. You may gain experience points for completing this quest, but you will not care at 3am on a work night. Completion of this quest may also result in decreased desire to play video games and/or function as a human being. Consult with your friends before embarking on this quest; while it may not start in prison, it probably ends there.”
I don’t think Bethesda meant its offer literally. At least, I really hope Bethesda didn’t mean its offer literally…
* Yes, I’m including GoG.com’s faux shutdown, because that was just outrageous, not funny.
(Link courtesy of Repo Man at the Quarter to Three forums)